You sleep with me, and I won't tell my husband that you're cheating on him anyway

Tricking his wife's girlfriend into fucking him - that's fucked up in every sense

He came on the nurse's tits and felt better because the HMO covers it

She's ready to give a stranger a condom and fuck her, that's a fuck-up

If you're jerking off in my house, you're gonna be on my dick, too

I'm not a ladies' man, but it's not too bad for my neighbor. He wanted to get to know me better